See more ideas about blackadder, british comedy, british sitcoms. Christmas Eve, 1850. Tell you what, Blackadder: that’s so brilliant, I’ll execute Melchett instead! Baldrick: Well done, Mr B! Baldrick: What would no longer be a secret? Ebeneezer: Well, indeed, indeed… and what of your little orphan charges? To many, the show Blackadder represents the very pinnacle of British humor (aside from Monty Python, of course). I’ve been helping out with the workhouse nativity play. 12:13 am ↓ Jump to Comments. [he reaches down and lifts up a bucket with some faecal-brown stain running down the side] It’s a pound a lump, and, as luck would have it, there are seventeen lumps left. [takes one], Ebeneezer: Well, I’ve got all the presents…. I haven’t got anything for you. Bags of money! …and when she thought that all was lost, and that she would die on Christmas night and be swept up on the Boxing Day morning, mistaken for a huge dirty handkerchief–. Each week, we will be taking an in depth look at some of the best sitcoms and comedy shows from both the UK and the USA. Ebeneezer: Yes, but I thought you and I would be spoilt enough with the turkey and [picking up a bowl of nuts] this mountain of nuts we have. Charles Dickens' classic tale of kindness, truth, and virtue is completely ruined by having a member of the Blackadder family involved. Blackadder: Majesties, I give you this much greeting [he puts his hand to his forehead and lets it drop straight back down]. CHRISTMAS 2020 is not long away and people can hardly wait for the year to be at an end. Ebeneezer: [holding the money that was in the wallet] Baldrick, I want you to take this and go out, and buy a turkey so large you’d think its mother had been rogered by an omnibus. This is "Blackadder's Christmas Carol" by Irrgardless on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them. He then motions to Lord Melchett, who approaches] Ah, Melchett! [leaves]. - The Wombles, Wombling Merry Christmas, Taste Of States – BEYOND THE FOOD SPECIAL – The Pizza Patio Set. It’ll be ever so exciting! and again [punch!]. Pigmot is to the right of Asphyxia, and Frondo is in front of Pigmot. I welcome feedback on my quizzes. [crumples it]. Starting out good, Blackadder ends up being bad! Victoria: [slightly turned on] Oh, >Albertalways< found you `foul’, Mrs Scratchit — and more than a little. You know: when we disguise ourselves as common folk and go out amongst the people to reward the virtuous and the good…, Albert: Oh, yes! [Spirit is shocked] But, no, as you say, his behaviour…disgraceful. What news of the foul Malmydons? I’d ask old Horatio here, but he’s out of it, I’m afraid; so it’s, er [points at Baldrick], what, it’s the little monkey fellow first, then, is it? Helena Christensen showcases incredible figure in red swimsuit during freezing Christmas swim. [bows and closes the door]. Good day. Ebeneezer: Those last two were particularly satisfying — it felt just like having a go at the real Queen and Prince Albert. Just doing my usual rounds, you know: a wee bit of haunting, getting misers to change their evil ways. Comedy following the misfortunes of Edmund Blackadder throughout history. [looks at Baldrick, rather stunned]. Ebeneezer: [approaching] Ah! How can I be merry when we are so poor we shall have nothing to eat on Christmas Day? By mash_freak. [gives the money] I’m going to have a party, and no-one’s invited but me. Ebeneezer: Baldrick, it couldn’t have been the Queen; because, when she visits people, she leaves them her Royal Seal. Ebeneezer: Mrs Scratchit, you have the body of a weak woman, but the mind of a criminal genius! I am a Video Editor in the Television Industry. I’m off to bed — there’s nothing else to stay up for. We’ve gathered up some Christmas period dramas airing on television, and streaming on your favorite channels, this season in the US. Ebeneezer: Well, peel my tangerines! No! Christmas Eve, 1850. [slowly, trying to enunciate] I am from…Glasgow. Baldrick: “A Merry Messy Christmas”? ( Log Out / /* BRIT */ /* BOX */ Stream the biggest box of British boxsets. Ebeneezer: What are you hoping, Baldrick? Peace on Earth, and fat tums to all men. You know you want to! Baldrick: [having just got back on his feet] Yeah — she’s not safe, Sir. Edmund: Oh, just what I’ve always wanted. Christmas wouldn’t be, well Christmas, without watching Blackadder’s Christmas Carol at least once! It’s it, um, er, Noah’s Ark, with the, er, two pigs, two ants, and two silly bulls? Baldrick: It’s a bit of a tiddler, ain’t it? This high infant-mortality rate is a real devil when it comes to staging quality children’s theatre. Ebeneezer: [returning from the back room] Baldrick, what did I tell you I’d do if you didn’t slam the door in the faces of these scrounging loafers? Scratchit: So you don’t want all the matches, then — there’s seventeen of them! Spirit: Well, it’s not as simplistic, but it does at least point a very clear lesson. Greetings to you on this merry Yuletide Eve. Edmund: Excellent, excellent, Baldrick! You have most pleasantly wibbled my frusset pouch. Ebeneezer: Oh, I see… I’ve only got some of Nurse McCready’s Surgical Bruise Lotion. Victoria: [charmed] My dear little hobgoblin… Here is our Royal Seal. Edmund: Why, this piece of paper that Your Majesty has just signed turns out to be some sort of death warrant! [noises stop again], Ebeneezer: [chuckles] Oh, fine. The year is 1850, and Ebenezer Blackadder (Rowan Atkinson), a moustache shop owner, is “the kindest and loveliest man in all of England”. Ebeneezer: [calls after her] …and my best wishes to your massive offspring! Available Formats. Baldrick: It >was< the real Queen and Prince Albert. [moves to Melchett] And, Lord Melchett [gives him the quill] …just there… [Melchett signs] Thank– [looks astonished] Oh! Really, woman — when you’re busy ruling India, you don’t tell me what >you< are doing… So why should I tell you what >I< am doing when I am busy wrapping up this cushion for your surprise Christmas present? The round hasn’t in fact started yet. [picks up the bowl] Is this all, is it? [turns to leave]. Ebeneezer: [looking out the back window] Oh! Absolutely not! Blackadder: For God’s sake, Baldrick — if you’re going to wear that ridiculous jockstrap, at least keep your legs together. London, 19th November : BritBox today announced content available throughout December 2020. Ebeneezer: Ah, the playful young scamps, eh? But you’re obviously such a good chap [pats Ebenezer on the knee], there’ll be no need for any of that nonsense, so I’ll just say ‘cheery-bye’. Pigmot: [speaks with American dialect] I, too, bold navigator [he gives four vertical waves], cringe my dribblies at your resplendent pofflesnu! Christmas Eve, 1850. Surely they are showing the 6 episodes of Blackadder 2 just to fill a gap in the 6 weeks to Christmas? Baldrick: Sorry, Mr B — I was just showing a sweet old granny to the door. Edmund: Look, we’re getting confused; let’s start again, shall we? Ebeneezer: [returning to the counter] No peace for the wicked…. Edmund: Erm, well, well… [looks down at his person hoping to find something]. It is Christmas Eve 1850, and the kindly Ebenezer Blackadder spends the festive season being taken advantage of by his relatives, his neighbours and even Queen Victoria. To what do I owe this excellent pleasure? I thought perhaps I might come back tomorrow at >lunchtime<…, Millicent: It’ll just be little me and my teensy boyfriend — so cook a couple of extra turkeys! What more could a man desire at Christmas? A Blackadder Casualty crossover though is the show I didn't know I needed. Melchett: …and compliments of the season to >you<, Blackadder. Albert: [before he walks out] …and if I bump into Mr and Mrs Gorbal, I’ll give them your regards. Beadle: [to the shoving orphans, who all are trying to fit into the room] Get back! Albert: Oh, yes! Ebeneezer: [looks at his penny, knowing it’s all he has] Erm, well…, Ebeneezer: Well, certainly! Are you as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University? Elizabeth: [points at portrait, speaks demandingly] What’s that, Edmund? Prince: Ah, hurrah! However, be that as it may… [Baldrick gives him the card again] “A Merry Messy Christmas.” ‘Christmas’ as an H in it, Mr Baldrick. What a splendid spread: nuts, turkey and presents. Victoria: Give us ten pounds for the virtuous old lady next door. Blairfindy 1963 (Blackadder Raw Cask) Merry Christmas! What’s happened? The second special was broadcast on Friday 23 December 1988. Edmund: Baldrick, you wouldn’t see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing “Subtle Plans Are Here Again.” It’s what we call a double-bluff. Seasonal comedy special. 10 questions, rated Tough. Ebeneezer: Think nothing of it, Baldrick — I, after all, think nothing of you [punch!]. And, now, Blackadder, what have you got me? Baldrick: …>thin< git. [to orphans] …3, 4… Beadle and orphans: [singing]. Baldrick: I was thinking the same thing myself. Ebeneezer: [applauds slowly] Utter crap. Spirit: No! Plot of Blackadder’s Christmas Carol. [he presents a hand to Melchett and snaps his fingers; Melchett gives him the crown; he gives the crown to Elizabeth, who is delighted] Merry Christmas, Ma’am…, [Scene changes back to Ebenezer’s bedroom.]. Elizabeth: [to Melchett] You know, for a moment I took against Christmas, but I’m completely dippy about it again. Oh, I love charades… [goes over to sit in a chair]. [this is all said in the nicest way possible]. Christmas sherry and charades with honest manly fellows. It’s the the soul…the >soul<…. [exits]. By the way — I forgot to mention: When you were out there… [the violin is now replaced with spooky noises] …there was this enormous ghostly creature coming here saying, “Beware! Ebeneezer: Well, bless my ten toes! Lord Edmund Blackadder looks very bored at his servant, Baldrick, who is offering him a Christmas cracker. Hell, I’m even an enormous fan of his more serious work in Full … That box of matches in your basket is just the thing I need. [slices off a piece of turkey] Here; have a wishbone. Prince: No, Blackadder, you swine! Edmund: No, it’s really nothing. I welcome feedback on my quizzes. Blackadder! It’s a trick! Ebeneezer: Scarcely appropriate behaviour for the son of God, Mr Baldrick. [enters, holding a sock] Looks like Father Christmas just forgot about me this year. Ebeneezer: [with a slight grin] Good lord! 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